when i get it into my thick skull that i shouldn’t even be on dating apps for “friends” life will be a hundred times better

 

eyyy i think i have a mutual liking with a guy but we all kno its literally not worth it w me so how do i say that

 
qilliananderson:
“Lucy Liu arrives to the 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 6, 2019.
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cursedcatimages:

STEVE STOP

 

popularbussy:

Me: h-

Person with foreskin:

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95% of tall guys i talk to have no ass so.. i’ll stick to short guys